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there's more to life than this...
but TV is just too funny
Created on 2005-01-24 14:55:24 (#5883828), last updated 2006-09-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Too hot for the angle shots!!! |
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| Birthdate: | 09-16 |
| Location: | Dist. of Columbia, United States |
BioVery well, where should I begin? My
father was a relentlessly self-
improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy
and a penchant for buggery. My mother
was a fifteen-year-old French
prostitute named Chloe with webbed
feet. My father would womanize, he
would drink, he would make outrageous
claims, like he invented the question
mark. Sometimes he would accuse
chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of
general malaise that only the genius
possess and the insane lament. My
childhood was typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make
meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap
bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the
age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the
age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically
shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn
scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical
school. From there I took tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadrouple thret.
But seriously,
I live in D.C, I'm in high school, I'm pretty funny, but no one really reads these things anyway, so I don't really know why the hell I'm doing this.
And if you DIDN'T realize that was Dr. Evil's monologe from Austin Powers, please do not add me as your friend
father was a relentlessly self-
improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy
and a penchant for buggery. My mother
was a fifteen-year-old French
prostitute named Chloe with webbed
feet. My father would womanize, he
would drink, he would make outrageous
claims, like he invented the question
mark. Sometimes he would accuse
chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of
general malaise that only the genius
possess and the insane lament. My
childhood was typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make
meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap
bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the
age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the
age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically
shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn
scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical
school. From there I took tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadrouple thret.
But seriously,
I live in D.C, I'm in high school, I'm pretty funny, but no one really reads these things anyway, so I don't really know why the hell I'm doing this.
And if you DIDN'T realize that was Dr. Evil's monologe from Austin Powers, please do not add me as your friend
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